Well, yes I am... LOL (But I promise to make it short)...
One year, when I was still a little kid, for Father's Day we gave my dad this cardboard crown (that they were giving away as a promotion at Burger King)... I don't think it was a promotion for Father's Day in particular, just, you know... "Burger King"... Well, you figure it out... Anyway it was a classic crown looking thing (cardboard on the inside, but gold paper [sound familiar/] on the outside)...
All I can say is that on Fathers Day, for every year thereafter until I was out of the house (which was more than a decade of time passing)... My Dad used to saunter down the steps to the breakfast table singing "Hail to the Chief" and wearing that crown...
It was one of those rites...
Everyone simply HAD to be assembled (not by law or anything - but it was a spectacle that nobody EVER wanted to miss)... Hell - after a few years, we'd all join in in CHORUS on the "Hail to the Chief" part...
The big mystery was, how he ever kept that crown in pristine condition all those years... I mean, it was in as good a shape (after more than a dozen years) as it was was on the first day...
CV could later attest that it was NOT kept pressed between the pages of the Playboy Magazines... Although those too were kept hidden from sight, their location was easily smoked out by an eager teenager...
Anyway, my Dad has gone off to the next kingdom, but he's never stopped being part of this one...
And to the rest of you "Dads" out there, (including Andy - who will be taking this Sunday off to be with his family), HAPPY FATHERS DAY