In a secret room in the subbasement of 33 Liberty Street...
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No shorts shall escape my sight
Let those who worship the shorts might,
Beware my power, PPT's light!!!

Creditcane™: Alright Sissyphus. I'm adding a couple of more boulders to keep you honest.

Bullish short day. Midpoint above EMA(10). Tested and held SMA(21,144). Holding above the 38.2% retrace (1296.82). No daily 3LB changes (reversal is 1332.42). Back above weekly 3LB mid. QE2infinity.

Bullish short day (weak morning star formed). Midpoint below EMA(10). Failing the 0.0% retrace (83.11). Holding above SMA(21). No daily 3LB changes (reversal is 83.04).

Bearish long day. Midpoint below EMA(10). Tested and held SMA(144). Tested and failed its 38.2% minor retrace (21.62). No daily 3LB changes (reversal is 21.03).

Doji day. Midpoint below EMA(10). Now failing its 61.8% retrace (1600.40). Tested and held SMA(21). No daily 3LB changes (reversal is 1559.40). Must have the precious.

Bearish short day (weak evening star formed). Midpoint above EMA(10). Still failing all SMA's. Holding above its 0.0% retrace (1.2363). No daily 3LB changes (reversal is 1.2368).

Bullish short day. Midpoint above EMA(10). Still failing all SMA's. Tested and held its 50.0% retrace (38.24). No daily 3LB changes (reversal is 38.69).

Bullish long day. Still failing all SMA's. Midpoint below EMA(10). Holding above its 0.0% retrace (14.67). No daily 3LB changes (reversal is 17.65).

Spinning top day. Still failing all SMA's. Midpoint below EMA(10). Now failing its 38.2% minor retrace (85.75). No dally 3LB changes (reversal is 89.90).

Doji day. Tested and held SMA(21). Midpoint above EMA(10). Failing its 61.8% minor retrace (30.00). No daily 3LB changes (reversal is 27.20).

Bullish short day. Midpoint above EMA(10). Still failing all SMA's. Holding above its 38.2% retrace (41.37). Daily 3LB reversal up (reversal is 41.00).

Spinning top day. Tested and held SMA(21). Midpoint above EMA(10). Tested and held its 50.0% minor retrace (0.7592). Daily 3LB reversal up (reversal is 0.388).

Bearish long day. Midpoint below EMA(10). Failing all SMA's. Tested and failed its 50.0% minor retrace (3.352). Daily 3LB reversal down (reversal is 3.379).

Bullish short day. Holding above SMA(21). Midpoint above EMA(10). Tested and held its 50.0% minor retrace (577.84). Daily 3LB reversal up (reversal is 560.99).

Bullish short day. Midpoint below EMA(10). Failing all SMA's. Still failing its 38.2% minor retrace (277.27). No daily 3LB changes (reversal is 279.74).

IT HAS BEGUN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.