Morning Audibles

Day 9 of JBTFD (seriously - look at the daily candles since that video came out on December 2nd)... Or, in honor of Houston's ferocious attempt at a comeback... We'll call it "JBTFD+9"... Here's what's on the agenda for all you "economic girly men" to consider to get us thru to JBTFD+10... (annotated - for you Keynesians out there who skipped ECON 101, and went straight to writing dissertations on avoiding Depressions)...

8:30 AM Core PPI - (how much it costs to make a catfood widget).

8:30 AM Retail Sales - (What you can spend after you return & redeem the 5 cent deposit on the can of catfood you used).
8:30 AM Retail Sales ex-auto - (same - minus your "cash for clunker" incentive for buying that "coal fired" VOLT from Government Motors).
10:00 AM Business Inventories - (How much catfood is sitting in warehouses. Or, how much copper plumbing and pipes are sitting in the warehouses of Mafia types and "fences", after having been stolen from houses because the price of copper is sky high due to the government mandate to build electric cars to buy off the democrat union vote, assist in efforts to curb global warming, wean us off foreign oil).
2:15 PM FOMC Rate Decision - (The advance warning that your catfood will triple in cost by next year)

Surely, anxious traders (when not engaged in JBingTFD), will be waiting in awe inspired anticipation for the words of THE GREAT BERNANK... I'm so excited myself, I contacted my good friend "Dirk Diggler" to record a song in honor of his genius in gravity defying plate spinning, economic rape & pillage, shrewd policymaking & lever pulling...

U GOT THE TOUCH

Whadda u guys think? Ya think the bass is taking away from the vocals? We want to get this track laid down right!

As a sidenote... Many of you may not know, but Dirk Diggler was also known to "INSPIRE" a whole new generation of award achievers...

BARRY SOETORO as Brock Obama

Let's look back at an anthology of the "Brock" legend... From humble beginnings to meteoric rise!... A STAR IS PORN!...

"Let's keep Rockin' & Rollin' Man!"... We've feasted on the autobiographies... All that's left to do now is the final "Brock" documentary film...

Of course, when things get tough, Brock will be the first one to explain to you how he "inherited" all the problems he faces... He needs to remind you in no unsimple terms...

"What can I say?... It's jealousy, it's deceitfulness, it's vindictiveness, it's all that stuff, you know?... I mean, but, God, what can you expect when you're on top...you know... it's like... Napoleon, when he was the king... you know people would like, constantly try and conquer him... you know... in the Roman Empire, so it's like history repeating itself all over again..."

So try and cut him & the Bernank some slack & JBTFD...