Morning Audibles

With the exception of the SPY FLASH CRASHING at about 4:15 (I think Jennifer was first to point out something funny going on at yesterdays close)... Then we see...

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/spy-flash-crashes-nyse-cancels-500-million-worth-trades

 

See? I tried to warn them if they attempted to cut costs and use old discarded ATARI programs to run the systems, eventually the whole thing would go BEZERK! 

I knew it!... Waddell & Reed again!

Will people please be informed that it's supposed to look something like this...

No, those aren't "vote tallies" for the 2008 elections... You know... E-L-E-C-T-I-O-N-S... Those things that come around every two years which basically decide NOTHING except which citizens of the United States will decide to become expatriates if such and such a candidate wins...

They'll pack their bags and move to a country where the grass is greener, and things are immeasurably better...

As French Strikes Continue, Country Runs Out Of Gas

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/french-strikes-continue-country-runs-out-gas

Like Here...

Or Here...

Or... If you prefer closer to (your former) home... (To the north version)

(to the South version)

C'Mon Man... It's infinitely better here (regardless of which dud they put in the White House)... Because here you can always just have a QUIET RIOT of your own...

Save your anger... And when it has subsided... Go take a look at your portfolio, see that you're long AAPL & Netflix, own a McMansion that you don't have to pay a mortgage on, and can't get foreclosed on... Go have yourself 9 kids, and to celebrate the birth of each one of the freshly minted little socialists, marxists, capitalist pigs, greenies, teabaggers, blogetteers, rascals... Have a Cigar!

Come in here, Dear boy, have a cigar.

You're gonna go far,

You're gonna fly high,

You're never gonna die,

You're gonna make it, if you try;

They're gonna love you.

Well I've always had a deep respect,

And I mean that most sincere.

The band is just fantastic,

that is really what I think.

Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?

We call it Riding the Gravy Train.

We're just knocked out.

We heard about the sell-out.

You gotta get an album out.

You owe it to the people.

We're so happy we can hardly count.

Everybody else is just green,

Have you seen the chart?

It's a hell of a start,

It could be made into a monster

If we all pull together as a team.

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?

We call it Riding the Gravy Train.